Yesterday I went snowboarding with some of my family to test out the new board. I also got to leave work 2 hours with no penalties for being sweet and always having my assignments turned into my principal (yes, that’s what they are called). When my students found out I was going snowboarding, this is what they came up with:
I was meeting Shaun White
I’m dating Shaun White
We are going on our first date to Chuckie-Cheese
He’s going to meet my mother, and will stay in an igloo in my backyard
We are actually now married
I’m Ms. White, no, now I’m Mrs. White because that’s more proper.
He is picking me up from work to take me snowboarding.
The End.
I love teaching.
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